They Blog in Heaven: Still working on my book...

I could sense it, even at my young age. They don't call it "The Happiest Place on Earth" for nothing, bitches. But, compared to today's souvenier choices in the Disney parks, I had it easy back then. ... And on every single boat, in every Disney hotel lobby and sometimes even in your very own hotel room, if the price is right. Oh, yes, folks. He might be a mega-star, but good old Mickey will actually come to your hotel room and tuck your ass in if you write the check. ...