The Activator...unraveling stories: A Little Holiday Laughter ...

If you have kids under the age of twelve, I will escort their little BEHINDS to the basement and bring their food down to them. They are not gonna tear my damn house up this year. Tell them that they are not allowed upstairs until it's time for Uncle ... BOOK YOUR HOTEL ROOM BEFORE YOU COME INTO TOWN!! There will be no sleeping over at my house! You are to come and eat dinner and take your BEHIND home or to your hotel room. EVERYBODY GETS KICKED THE HECK OUT AT 11:00 pm. ...